Two Cowboys In A Restaurant


Cowboys-at-barThese two guys from Texas were sitting at a bar watching the game, they both had noticed this young lady across the bar.

Suddenly the young lady nearby began to choke on a Cheeseburger. Her eyes grew big as she gasped and gagged, and one Texan turned to the other and said, “That little gal is havin’ a bad time. I’m a gonna go over there and help.”

So he quickly ran over to the young lady, held both sides of her head in his big, Texan hands, and asked, “Kin ya swaller?”

Gasping, she shook her head no.

He asked, “Kin ya breathe?”

Still gasping, she again shook her head no.

With that, he yanked up her skirt, pulled down her panties and licked her on the buttocks.The young woman was so shocked that she coughed up the piece of hamburger and began to breathe on her own.

The Texan sat back down with his friend and said, “Ya know, it’s sure amazin’ how that hind-lick manoeuvre always works.”