This Is What Happens When A Squirrel Eats One Too Many Rotten (Alcoholic) Crab Apples

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We’ve all wondered what would happens if a squirrel ate a few too many fermented crab apples…right? Well the results are in, and boy are they unexpected.

He gets drunk (proper smashed, to be precise). We’re talking stonecold drunk, to the point where he can barely make it through the snow. Every jump he tries makes him look like a failed Looney Tunes character, much like when some humans get too intoxicated.

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Don’t worry, the squirrel was perfectly fine once he slept off the crabapples, drank plenty of water and lied down for a while.