The 13 Creepiest Things A Child Has Ever Said To A Parent..

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Time to replace your kid and get a new one that isn’t horrific.

1) Peel your skin off

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2) Child reincarnate

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3) In need of a giant jar

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4) Waves of blood

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5) Cut your head off

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6) No bone chewing

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7) This time it’s goodbye

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8) Butt plugs

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9) Diiiiiieeeeee

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10) Please refrain

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11) It’s a monster

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12) I did and now I’m here

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13) He’s going to be so popular

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