Scottish Baseball

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baseball scotsman

A recent Scottish immigrant attends his first baseball game in his new country and, after a base hit, he hears the fans roaring,”Run….run!”

The next batter connects heavily with the ball and the Scotsman stands up and roars with the crowd in his thick accent, “R-r-run ya bahstard, r-run will ya!”
 
A third batter slams a hit and again the Scotsman, obviously pleased with his knowledge of the game, screams, “R-r-run ya bahstard, r-r-run will ya!”
 
The next batter holds his swing at three and two and as the ump calls a walk. The Scotsman stands up yelling: “R-r-run ya Bahstard, r-r-run!”
 
All the surrounding fans chuckle quietly and he sits down confused. A friendly fan, sensing his embarrassment whispers, “He doesn’t have to run, he got four balls.”
 
The Scotsman yells even louder, “Walk with pr-r-ride man! Walk with pr-r-ride!”