Mom Texts Husband Asking How The Baby Is, Doesn’t Get The Response She Was Expecting..


Matt Coyne runs a super popular parenting Facebook page and blog called ‘Man vs. Baby’. On it, he posts hilarious anecdotes about being a first time dad, as well as adorable photos of him, Charlie- his baby boy- and his wife Lyns. One extract reads “The labour suite is like being in ‘Nam.. It is nothing like you see in sitcoms or film.. unless that film is Saw IV, combined with the chest bursting scene from Alien.”. One particularly hysterical post on Facebook was that outlining a series of text messages with Lyns. You really have to see these.

On his blog, Matt explained that yesterday was the last day of his wife’s maternity leave, this meant that she would have to leave Charlie alone with him, for the very first time.“Its true to say that as Lyns walked out the door that first morning there was quite a few tears, sobbing, and protest-soiling.. but, in my defence, by lunchtime I had calmed down a bit.” Obviously this was a slightly anxious time for Lyn. So you’d think Matt did his very best to try and reassure her, right? Did he heck


What followed, was a series of photos with Matt and Charlie photoshopped into random- definitely not baby-friendly- places. Lyn was not a happy chappy.

Babies are allowed to skydive…right?


We’re guessing that Lyns managed to see the funny side in the end!