An Old Lady Is Stopped On The Street By A Policeman. What She Says? Hilarious

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When a policeman confronts a little, old lady about the twenty-dollar bills that are spilling from the bag she’s carrying, she provides the most hilarious response. 

A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped, and every once in a while, a twenty-dollar bill fell out on the sidewalk.

Noticing this, a policeman stopped her and said, “Ma’am, there are twenty-dollar bills falling out of that bag.”
“Oh, really? Darn it!” said the little old lady. “I’d better go back and see if I can find them! Thanks for telling me, Officer.”
“Well now, not so fast,” said the cop, “where did you get all that money? You didn’t steal it, did you?”
“Oh, no, no,” said the old lady. “You see, my back yard is right next to the football stadium parking lot. On game days, a lot of fans come and pee through a knot in the fence, right into my flower garden. It used to really tick me off. Kills the flowers, you know?”
The old woman continued, “Then I thought, ‘why not make the best of it?’ So now on game days, I stand behind the fence by the knot hole, real quiet with my hedge clippers. Every time some guy sticks his pecker through my fence, I surprise him, grab hold of it and say, ‘OK buddy, give me $20 or it comes off!”
“I suppose that seems only fair,” said the cop while laughing. “Good luck! Oh, by the way, what’s in the other bag?”
“Well, you know,” the old lady said, “not everybody pays!”